Know when to keep quiet

Know when to keep quiet

Postby Pissindrunk » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:23 pm

After being married 15 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, “Honey, do you realize 15 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 45 year old Woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed….

I kept my umm shut and took out the trash… :'(
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